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What......is your quest [20 Jan 2006|06:04pm]
[ mood | calm ]
[ music | Interpol - NARC ]

My life has been rather drab these past few weeks. Primarily due to my unemployment. My sudden inability to keep a job is ridiculous. As much as I hated Dodge Development, it was a badass job. But I'd fire me too. The last few months of that job I went to work late, hungover, and in my pajamas. The day they fired me, ( and probably most of the reason the firing occured ) I went to work, after sleeping for only 2 hours, hungover, and passed out at my desk. What a maroooon.

Target on the other hand, fired me for dumb shit. I unknowingly redeemed a few rain checks when I shouldn't have, and they called me into the office and "terminated" me on the spot. Bullshit. They make $347,345,656,87.98 dollars an hour, I doubt my $40 in loss really hurt them.

Wal-Mart is still sending me threatening letters. As far as I'm concerned, Wal-Mart and Target can go suck a dick.

Taste of Chaos is February 20th. Chelsea, myself, Aaron, and Johnmay are going. Hopefully I won't die in the pit when Deftones play like I did at their last concert.

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Locked up, they won't let me out [06 Sep 2005|05:49pm]
I haven't updated in a relatively long time, because I was fired.

Two Tuesdays ago, I come into work, and before I could even sit at my desk, my asshole of a boss says, "Ashley, it isn't working out. I'm going to have to let you go." So I grabbed my things, and left. Without saying a word.

The following Sunday, Chelsea and I went to Wal-Mart. She decided to steal some eyeliner, and gets caught. We're both taken to the Wal-Mart office, and the LP guy says he isn't getting the cops involved, and that he was just going to write us a CT saying we're not allowed in Wal-Mart again. Ok, cool. I hate Wal-Mart anyway. I figured I was off the hook, seeing as though I myself didn't steal anything. Wrong. Not long after that son of a bitch says he isn't getting the cops involved, 3 cops walk into the office, search us, cuff us, and ask us dumbass questions about how often we "steal." So one of the cops says to the LP guy, "Its up to you if you want to charge Ashley, since she didn't steal anything." The LP guy looks at me and says, "I have to, or I'll get fired." Mother Fucker. So they walk us outside to the cop car in cuffs, and we get in the back. He takes us to the police station in Desoto. Chelsea and I are told to take off all jewelry, ponytail holders, and they put our things in a plastic bag and seal it. Then we both are figer printed and we both take our mugshots. On our way to the cell, we each grab a purple blanket that smells like someone wiped their asses with it, and a brown cup for water. Luckily, we're both put in the same cell. As we're walking in, a girl was walking out. We later found out that she was in for prostitution. So we're put in a cell with a mexican girl, a mid-forties Mom, and a black girl who stays asleep the whole time we're in there. The Mom was in for tickets, and for some reason, her son and her can't be apart, so he got caught stealing a bottle of water just so he could be in jail w/ her. He was in a cell down the hall. The mexican girl was in for tickets as well, as was the black girl. There were bras and underwear hanging on the wall for "decoration" and for a few laughs, and since they keep it 20 degrees below zero in the cells, they had put maxi-pads over the vent to keep the cold air out. After about 6 hours, my Dad bailed me out. ( $150 ) He was extremely disapointed, as expected. In a months time, I've wrecked my car drunk driving, wrecked Aaron's car sober, lost my job, and went to jail. Maybe its time to buckle down....

I applied at Target and I have my second interview this Friday. Hopefully the pay is decent.

I hope everyone is having fun at college. Miss you guys.

Hope all of you are having a good senior year too. Miss you guys too.
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Damn it feels good to be a gansta [17 Aug 2005|01:03pm]
[ mood | apathetic ]
[ music | Fire Theft ]

My being fired from Dodge Development, as of now, appears to be inevitable. My boss apparently hates me. Which is fine by me, because I hate him as well. If any of you have ever seen Office Space, my boss is a slightly less exaggerated version of the guy that mumbles and had a bizarre obsession with the red stapler, and this man makes more than a quarter-million dollars a year. I applied for a job in Mansfield on Monday. Its far better than the one I have now, but I'm sure any job would be. I haven't gotten a call yet, but I'm keeping my fingers crossed.

The Killers concert is tonight. ( Yes Casey, the Killers ) at Nokia Live. Then in a month is Coldplay.

LJ is so dead.

Oh, and lip piercing is a go. Next Wednesday when I get paid. Woot.

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[11 Aug 2005|04:25pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]
[ music | idiot pilot ]

Ok, so lately I've tun into numerous amounts of xanga entries that read someting like the following, "I've decided to BECOME emo/hardcore/straight edge, etc." I can't even convey to you in words my annoyance for these people. I'm equally annoyed with them as I am with the people that TyPe LiKE ThiS.

Evan Martin is as far as I'm concerned, a genius.

Shit this entry sucks.

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[15 Jul 2005|02:55pm]
2nd of July

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StuParty )
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Best Buy can suck my dick [08 Jun 2005|09:05am]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | Coldplay - X & Y ]

I finally saw The Machinest. As expected, it was awesome. Christian Bale went to great lengths to make that movie was it is.

I went out and bought Coldplay and Finch yesterday. I've listened to the majority of Finch. Their sound is different from their last album. Significantly. Not saying I didn't love it, alot, but saying that if I had to choose between the new Finch and the old Finch, I'd go with old Finch, hands down.

I've only listened to the fist track, and Speed of Sound on Coldplay. I must say, I can't wait to hear the rest. Both songs were nothing short of amazing.

Next week: Foo Fighters

I foresee this summer being a complete and total drag. Simply because I still have a job. 1 job + 1 summer = 0 fun

Annie is gone. All summer long. I'm sad.

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[25 May 2005|04:28pm]
As of now guys, the party on Saturday is a no go. Aaron's Gma in town till Sunday, but she may leave early.
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[21 May 2005|09:21am]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | Nine Inch Nails - the hand that feeds ]

Saturday morning. I'm sittin here at the Cleaners. Bitchy customers continue to walk in, reminding me of why I left the establishment in the first place. Hes paying me cash, thats the only reason I did it. Otherwise, I'd be sleeping right now, and probably not waking up until late this afternoon. Real late.
I bought the new Nine Inch Nails CD at Best Buy, where I saw Skewed_up. I almost didn't buy it, but I figured if I didn't like it, I could just sell it. ( Though, for less than 1/2 the price in which I bought it ) I also went to CD Warehouse where I finally found the Denver Harbor CD. Virgin Megastore didn't even have it.
Graduation is Thursday. So is project graduation? I'm not sure if I'm even going to go. I doubt it.
John Martin's last night was fun. Waterfalls is always fun.
I'm confused right now. About alot of things.
This post is bunk.

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[18 May 2005|04:06pm]
Interesting past week. Need....more....sleep.

Star Wars is tonight. Midnight showing baby.

Saturday is going to be a busy day. Me and Annie get hair did at 11:30am. I will be blonde. She will be short-haired. She is going to cry. hard.

then mestasijennyannie whoever are going to getattoooo.

Stuart comes home next weekend!!! I'm so excited. Joint graduation/stucominghome party.

See you guys next Thursday at graduation. I'll be the one in the blue gowwwn.
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[15 May 2005|05:28pm]
Saturday was rad. Don't wanna go to work tomorrow.

Pictures

You're so Hollywood )
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[13 May 2005|08:37am]
[ mood | thirsty ]
[ music | Denver Harbor ]

My journal is severely lacking in interesting content. Actually, its lacking in content period. Graduation is in 2 weeks. I'm dredding it. I just want it to be over with. Im' only doing it for my parents. Otherwise, I would've been happy walking across the PACE lobby with the two other people that graduated when I did, and eating the cake they probably ordered from Kroger, which, by the way, is amazing.

Overall, this "school" year was a total waste. Adult life was slammed in my face not 2 weeks after I finished school. Fucking 8-5 job. Hard to party hardy when you gotta be up at 8 o'clock the next day.

I hope all of the juniors ( Stasi, Jenny, Staci, Derica, Rachel, and Sylvia? <---did she quit?? ) had a good junior year. You guys are rad.

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[23 Apr 2005|12:50am]
[ music | mazzy starfade into you ]

tonight was fun. stasi is really coool. so is jenny and rachel. we should hangout someontime.stasi shoudl take me to get atattoo. her friend stiart. i'm dtuink at aatons. whpooaoaooa

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[13 Apr 2005|04:47pm]
As Calvin said, leave it to a quiz thingy to make me come back from a LJ Hiatus.

Movie star name:
[Grandparent's first name + favourite snack]

Dick French Fries

Fashion designer name:
[First word you see to your left + your favourite restaurant]

Hotels Tons

Socialite name:
[Silliest childhood nickname + first town where you partied]

Ashie Duncanville

Fly girl/guy name:
[First initial + first two letters of your last name]

A He

Detective name:
[Favourite animal + name of high school]

Penguin Duncanville

Barfly name:
[Last snack you ate + favourite drink]

Pepperoni Wrap Red Bull

Soap opera name:
[Middle name + street where you first lived]

Dawn Roosavelt

Rock Star name:
[Favourite candy + favourite musicians last name]

Kit Kat Plant

Opposite sex name:
[Name of [opposite sex] friend + your cell phone company]

Aaron Cingular

Star Wars name:
[First three letters of you surname + last three letters of your mothers middle name + first three letters of your pets name + first three letters of the town you live in]

Heneanminced
and Calvin's added one.
Porn Star name:
[Adjective describing your genitals + first word you see on the right]

Private Press
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[01 Apr 2005|08:44am]
Saddest thing I've heard in a long, long time. We saw him live last year. He was one of the funniest guys I've ever seen.

Comedian and Actor Mitch Hedberg, 37, Dies


ST. PAUL, Minn. - Mitch Hedberg, a Minnesota-born comedian who worked in nightclubs, television and film in a wide-ranging career, died in New Jersey, his family said. He was 37.



Hedberg, who struggled with drugs and alcohol, died Wednesday in a hotel room in Livingston, N.J.

Pending the medical examiner's report, the cause of death appears to be heart failure, said his mother, Mary Hedberg. She said her son was born with a heart defect and frequently felt anxious about his condition.

Mary Hedberg said speculation that her son's death was drug-related was gossip.

"We don't know that for a fact," she said, but added, "it's not a secret Mitch used drugs. Whether that played a role in his death or not, we don't know."

A hit on "The Late Show With David Letterman," on which he appeared 10 times, and "The Howard Stern Show," Hedberg once was dubbed "the next Seinfeld" by Time magazine. But TV-series fame eluded him because his unique style of mumbled one-liners didn't lend itself to the sitcom format.

Hedberg delivered absurdist, random observations in a spacy staccato. His long, dirty blond hair harkened to the image of a 1970s stoner.

Jokes about Hedberg's drug use were a staple of his act. He took a hiatus from performing for several months after a May 2003 arrest in Austin, Texas, for felony possession of heroin.

Born in St. Paul, Hedberg rose through the ranks at Minneapolis' Acme Comedy Co. and caught his big break through a Comedy Central special.

His rambling, non-sequitur style often drew comparisons to Steven Wright, but Hedberg disagreed.

"If I made potato chips and put them in a can, people would say I was ripping off Pringles," he said. "But what if I put them in a bag?"

Hedberg had two popular comedy CDs, "Strategic Grill Locations" and "Mitch All Together." He acted in the movie "Almost Famous" — smoking fake pot with Peter Frampton — and appeared on Fox's hit series "That '70s Show."

Hedberg is survived by his wife, comedian Lynn Shawcroft, his father and mother, Arne and Mary Hedberg of St. Paul, and sisters Wendy Brown of Woodbury and Angie Anderson of South St. Paul.
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[03 Mar 2005|10:01am]
Wierdest dream ever.

Last night, I dreamed that I went to Stasi's house ( which was an apartment ) and we did acid. wtf.
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[15 Feb 2005|11:58am]
New journal : ley_ash

www.livejournal.com/~ley_ash
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[15 Feb 2005|08:33am]



This is just a test. I'm seein if this shit is gonna work. In the event that this does work, I'm sorry.
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Picture test [14 Feb 2005|06:53pm]
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[02 Feb 2005|11:12am]
[ mood | content ]
[ music | Senses Fail ]

Since I like my xanga more, I'm designating this journal for those stupid quiz things that I always do. Sorry.


1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Write down what it says: Success is not so much achievement as achieving.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. a book shelf in my office
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Spongebob
4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 11:16
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 11:15
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? a phone ringing. I'm listening in on my boss's phone convo.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? about 2 weeks ago. camping
8. What were you doing before you came to this website [started this survey]? working.
9. What are you wearing? a yankees shirt, and my chucks.
10. Did you dream last night? yea...i think about school.
11. When did you last laugh? yesterday when I was with Laci.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? 2 huge pink floyd and jimi hendrix posters, 3 nirvana posters, and some more random posters
13. Seen anything weird lately? The apt me and Laci last saw
14. What do you think of this quiz? I like it.
15. What is the last film you saw? House of Flying Daggers - amazing
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? a better car
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I used to be on a jump rope team.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? waterfalls would be made of kool-aid, and rain would be gumdrops, and trees would be made out of chocolate, and cigarettes would be candy cigarettes. gee golly!
19. Do you like to dance? oh yea
20. George Bush: I agree with Calvin, on that I don't like or agree with him, but is probably doing better than his naysayers.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Lexi or Joey
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Brayden or Cobain
23. Would you ever consider living abroad? no
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? Yes, beer is allowed.

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Thanks Michelle [05 Dec 2004|08:38am]
[ mood | content ]
[ music | Dredg ]

Again, I forgot how to do a cut. And for that, I am sorry..

(x) ALL THAT APPLIES TO YOU--
(X) i have a cell phone.
(X) i have had friends who used me.
( ) i am an only child.
( ) i am a shopoholic.
(X) i love dangly earrings.
(X) i have smoked a cigarette before.
(X) i love cold weather.
( ) i'm obsessed with the computer.
(X) i have shot a gun before.
(x) i can't live without music.
(X) i have no tolerance of ignorant people.
( ) i have ridden on a motorcycle before.
(X) i'll be in this town forever.
( ) i've been to 5 other countries.
(X) i get annoyed easily.
(X) i eventually want kids.
(X) i have neat handwriting.
(X) i have more than a few horrible memories.
(X) i am addicted to chocolate.
(X) i have siblings.
( ) my parents are strict
( ) i love airplane rides.
(X) i love taking pictures.
(X) i hate people who are fake.
(X) i can be mean when i want to.
( ) my parents care about my grades.
(X) one of my best friends is a guy.
(X) i have way too many purses.
( ) i'm obsessed with lip gloss.
(X) i am easy to talk to.
(X) i cry easily.
(X) i hate when people are late.
(X) i procrastinate.
(X) i love winter.
(X) i have too many clothes for my closet/dresser.
(X) i love to sleep.
( ) i wish i were smarter.
(X) i'm afraid of flying.
(X) i hate drama.
(X) i bite my nails.
( ) I have been on a 8 hr car ride
(X) i never fight with my parents.
( ) i love the beach.
( ) i have never had the chicken pox.
(X) i have gone out in public in my pajamas.
( ) i can't control my emotions.
(X) i have a best friend.
(X) i have moved more than once.
(X) i truly love my friends.
( ) i have braces.
(X) i love to write.
(X) i have never broken a bone.
(X) i agree with racist people.
( ) i hate my computer.
( ) i love guys that play the drums.
(X) i state the obvious.
(X) i'm a happy person.
(X) i love to dance.
(X) i love to sing.
(X) i love cleaning my room.
(X) i tend to get jealous very easily.
(X) i love cute underwear.
(X) i have gotten high before.
(X) i love night better than day.
(X) i have been on the phone for over 5 hours at a time.
(X) i don't like to study for tests.
(X) i have had pneumonia.
( ) i am too forgiving.
( ) i have horrible sense in direction.
(X) i miss elementary school.
(X) i'm a daddy's girl.
(X) i love kisses on my forehead.
(X) i love the color pink.
( ) i love to sew.
(X) my eye color changes.
( ) i should see a therapist.
(X) i played on a guys sports team.
(X) i become stressed easily.
(X) i hate liars.
(X) i like comfy sweatpants.
( ) i can play the piano.
(X) i love the smell of rain.
(X) i love my family.
( ) i hate needles.
(X) i am a perfectionist.
( ) i always wanted to learn to play the drums.
(X) i hate the feeling of failure.
( ) i have friends in other countries.
(X) i know how to cook.
(X) i can be quite selfish.
(X) at times, i still act like a little kid.
( ) i have food allergies.
( ) i love little kids.
( ) i love to read.
( ) i wish i were more motivated for school.
(X) i love getting stuff in the mail.
(X) i have problems with letting go of old feelings.
(X) i hate being alone.
( ) i love summer.
(X) i love the weekends.
(X) i love black eyeliner. ( more than anything in the world )
( ) i think im pretty.
( ) i type with one hand.
(X) i live in a one story house.
(X) i wear make-up.
(X) i have never rode on an underground subway.
( ) i can't swim.
( ) i have bad memory.
( ) i go to church.
( ) i sing in the shower.
( ) i have never been camping.
(X) i hate cheerleaders.
(X) i usually get what i want.
(X) i have been on stage before.
( ) i love roller coasters.
( ) no one knows the full story of my life.
(X) i am close with my parents.
(X) i don't have a curfew.

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