Drink up baby doll

What......is your quest

Sat, 21 Jan 2006 00:05:15 GMT

My life has been rather drab these past few weeks. Primarily due to my unemployment. My sudden inability to keep a job is ridiculous. As much as I hated Dodge Development, it was a badass job. But I'd fire me too. The last few months of that job I went to work late, hungover, and in my pajamas. The day they fired me, ( and probably most of the reason the firing occured ) I went to work, after sleeping for only 2 hours, hungover, and passed out at my desk. What a maroooon.

Target on the other hand, fired me for dumb shit. I unknowingly redeemed a few rain checks when I shouldn't have, and they called me into the office and "terminated" me on the spot. Bullshit. They make $347,345,656,87.98 dollars an hour, I doubt my $40 in loss really hurt them.

Wal-Mart is still sending me threatening letters. As far as I'm concerned, Wal-Mart and Target can go suck a dick.

Taste of Chaos is February 20th. Chelsea, myself, Aaron, and Johnmay are going. Hopefully I won't die in the pit when Deftones play like I did at their last concert.

Locked up, they won't let me out

Tue, 06 Sep 2005 22:49:29 GMT

I haven't updated in a relatively long time, because I was fired.

Two Tuesdays ago, I come into work, and before I could even sit at my desk, my asshole of a boss says, "Ashley, it isn't working out. I'm going to have to let you go." So I grabbed my things, and left. Without saying a word.

The following Sunday, Chelsea and I went to Wal-Mart. She decided to steal some eyeliner, and gets caught. We're both taken to the Wal-Mart office, and the LP guy says he isn't getting the cops involved, and that he was just going to write us a CT saying we're not allowed in Wal-Mart again. Ok, cool. I hate Wal-Mart anyway. I figured I was off the hook, seeing as though I myself didn't steal anything. Wrong. Not long after that son of a bitch says he isn't getting the cops involved, 3 cops walk into the office, search us, cuff us, and ask us dumbass questions about how often we "steal." So one of the cops says to the LP guy, "Its up to you if you want to charge Ashley, since she didn't steal anything." The LP guy looks at me and says, "I have to, or I'll get fired." Mother Fucker. So they walk us outside to the cop car in cuffs, and we get in the back. He takes us to the police station in Desoto. Chelsea and I are told to take off all jewelry, ponytail holders, and they put our things in a plastic bag and seal it. Then we both are figer printed and we both take our mugshots. On our way to the cell, we each grab a purple blanket that smells like someone wiped their asses with it, and a brown cup for water. Luckily, we're both put in the same cell. As we're walking in, a girl was walking out. We later found out that she was in for prostitution. So we're put in a cell with a mexican girl, a mid-forties Mom, and a black girl who stays asleep the whole time we're in there. The Mom was in for tickets, and for some reason, her son and her can't be apart, so he got caught stealing a bottle of water just so he could be in jail w/ her. He was in a cell down the hall. The mexican girl was in for tickets as well, as was the black girl. There were bras and underwear hanging on the wall for "decoration" and for a few laughs, and since they keep it 20 degrees below zero in the cells, they had put maxi-pads over the vent to keep the cold air out. After about 6 hours, my Dad bailed me out. ( $150 ) He was extremely disapointed, as expected. In a months time, I've wrecked my car drunk driving, wrecked Aaron's car sober, lost my job, and went to jail. Maybe its time to buckle down....

I applied at Target and I have my second interview this Friday. Hopefully the pay is decent.

I hope everyone is having fun at college. Miss you guys.

Hope all of you are having a good senior year too. Miss you guys too.

Damn it feels good to be a gansta

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 18:26:50 GMT

My being fired from Dodge Development, as of now, appears to be inevitable. My boss apparently hates me. Which is fine by me, because I hate him as well. If any of you have ever seen Office Space, my boss is a slightly less exaggerated version of the guy that mumbles and had a bizarre obsession with the red stapler, and this man makes more than a quarter-million dollars a year. I applied for a job in Mansfield on Monday. Its far better than the one I have now, but I'm sure any job would be. I haven't gotten a call yet, but I'm keeping my fingers crossed.

The Killers concert is tonight. ( Yes Casey, the Killers ) at Nokia Live. Then in a month is Coldplay.

LJ is so dead.

Oh, and lip piercing is a go. Next Wednesday when I get paid. Woot.

Thu, 11 Aug 2005 21:43:31 GMT

Ok, so lately I've tun into numerous amounts of xanga entries that read someting like the following, "I've decided to BECOME emo/hardcore/straight edge, etc." I can't even convey to you in words my annoyance for these people. I'm equally annoyed with them as I am with the people that TyPe LiKE ThiS.

Evan Martin is as far as I'm concerned, a genius.

Shit this entry sucks.

Fri, 15 Jul 2005 19:59:55 GMT

2nd of July

Me and Keith

Ahena & Payne Train

Mark and Evan

again...

Me&Turk

Me and Nate

JRey

Matty Poo

Stukiss

The Lamkin Bros.

Aaron'y Bug and Keith

Best Buy can suck my dick

Wed, 08 Jun 2005 14:08:09 GMT

I finally saw The Machinest. As expected, it was awesome. Christian Bale went to great lengths to make that movie was it is.

I went out and bought Coldplay and Finch yesterday. I've listened to the majority of Finch. Their sound is different from their last album. Significantly. Not saying I didn't love it, alot, but saying that if I had to choose between the new Finch and the old Finch, I'd go with old Finch, hands down.

I've only listened to the fist track, and Speed of Sound on Coldplay. I must say, I can't wait to hear the rest. Both songs were nothing short of amazing.

Next week: Foo Fighters

I foresee this summer being a complete and total drag. Simply because I still have a job. 1 job + 1 summer = 0 fun

Annie is gone. All summer long. I'm sad.

Wed, 25 May 2005 21:30:40 GMT

As of now guys, the party on Saturday is a no go. Aaron's Gma in town till Sunday, but she may leave early.

Sat, 21 May 2005 14:26:32 GMT

Saturday morning. I'm sittin here at the Cleaners. Bitchy customers continue to walk in, reminding me of why I left the establishment in the first place. Hes paying me cash, thats the only reason I did it. Otherwise, I'd be sleeping right now, and probably not waking up until late this afternoon. Real late.
I bought the new Nine Inch Nails CD at Best Buy, where I saw Skewed_up. I almost didn't buy it, but I figured if I didn't like it, I could just sell it. ( Though, for less than 1/2 the price in which I bought it ) I also went to CD Warehouse where I finally found the Denver Harbor CD. Virgin Megastore didn't even have it.
Graduation is Thursday. So is project graduation? I'm not sure if I'm even going to go. I doubt it.
John Martin's last night was fun. Waterfalls is always fun.
I'm confused right now. About alot of things.
This post is bunk.

Wed, 18 May 2005 21:06:54 GMT

Interesting past week. Need....more....sleep.

Star Wars is tonight. Midnight showing baby.

Saturday is going to be a busy day. Me and Annie get hair did at 11:30am. I will be blonde. She will be short-haired. She is going to cry. hard.

then mestasijennyannie whoever are going to getattoooo.

Stuart comes home next weekend!!! I'm so excited. Joint graduation/stucominghome party.

See you guys next Thursday at graduation. I'll be the one in the blue gowwwn.

Sun, 15 May 2005 22:37:19 GMT

Saturday was rad. Don't wanna go to work tomorrow.

Pictures

Fri, 13 May 2005 13:58:47 GMT

My journal is severely lacking in interesting content. Actually, its lacking in content period. Graduation is in 2 weeks. I'm dredding it. I just want it to be over with. Im' only doing it for my parents. Otherwise, I would've been happy walking across the PACE lobby with the two other people that graduated when I did, and eating the cake they probably ordered from Kroger, which, by the way, is amazing.

Overall, this "school" year was a total waste. Adult life was slammed in my face not 2 weeks after I finished school. Fucking 8-5 job. Hard to party hardy when you gotta be up at 8 o'clock the next day.

I hope all of the juniors ( Stasi, Jenny, Staci, Derica, Rachel, and Sylvia? <---did she quit?? ) had a good junior year. You guys are rad.

Sat, 23 Apr 2005 05:52:01 GMT

tonight was fun. stasi is really coool. so is jenny and rachel. we should hangout someontime.stasi shoudl take me to get atattoo. her friend stiart. i'm dtuink at aatons. whpooaoaooa

Wed, 13 Apr 2005 21:57:51 GMT

As Calvin said, leave it to a quiz thingy to make me come back from a LJ Hiatus.

Movie star name:
[Grandparent's first name + favourite snack]

Dick French Fries

Fashion designer name:
[First word you see to your left + your favourite restaurant]

Hotels Tons

Socialite name:
[Silliest childhood nickname + first town where you partied]

Ashie Duncanville

Fly girl/guy name:
[First initial + first two letters of your last name]

A He

Detective name:
[Favourite animal + name of high school]

Penguin Duncanville

Barfly name:
[Last snack you ate + favourite drink]

Pepperoni Wrap Red Bull

Soap opera name:
[Middle name + street where you first lived]

Dawn Roosavelt

Rock Star name:
[Favourite candy + favourite musicians last name]

Kit Kat Plant

Opposite sex name:
[Name of [opposite sex] friend + your cell phone company]

Aaron Cingular

Star Wars name:
[First three letters of you surname + last three letters of your mothers middle name + first three letters of your pets name + first three letters of the town you live in]

Heneanminced
and Calvin's added one.
Porn Star name:
[Adjective describing your genitals + first word you see on the right]

Private Press

Fri, 01 Apr 2005 15:03:04 GMT

Saddest thing I've heard in a long, long time. We saw him live last year. He was one of the funniest guys I've ever seen.

Comedian and Actor Mitch Hedberg, 37, Dies

ST. PAUL, Minn. - Mitch Hedberg, a Minnesota-born comedian who worked in nightclubs, television and film in a wide-ranging career, died in New Jersey, his family said. He was 37.

Hedberg, who struggled with drugs and alcohol, died Wednesday in a hotel room in Livingston, N.J.

Pending the medical examiner's report, the cause of death appears to be heart failure, said his mother, Mary Hedberg. She said her son was born with a heart defect and frequently felt anxious about his condition.

Mary Hedberg said speculation that her son's death was drug-related was gossip.

"We don't know that for a fact," she said, but added, "it's not a secret Mitch used drugs. Whether that played a role in his death or not, we don't know."

A hit on "The Late Show With David Letterman," on which he appeared 10 times, and "The Howard Stern Show," Hedberg once was dubbed "the next Seinfeld" by Time magazine. But TV-series fame eluded him because his unique style of mumbled one-liners didn't lend itself to the sitcom format.

Hedberg delivered absurdist, random observations in a spacy staccato. His long, dirty blond hair harkened to the image of a 1970s stoner.

Jokes about Hedberg's drug use were a staple of his act. He took a hiatus from performing for several months after a May 2003 arrest in Austin, Texas, for felony possession of heroin.

Born in St. Paul, Hedberg rose through the ranks at Minneapolis' Acme Comedy Co. and caught his big break through a Comedy Central special.

His rambling, non-sequitur style often drew comparisons to Steven Wright, but Hedberg disagreed.

"If I made potato chips and put them in a can, people would say I was ripping off Pringles," he said. "But what if I put them in a bag?"

Hedberg had two popular comedy CDs, "Strategic Grill Locations" and "Mitch All Together." He acted in the movie "Almost Famous" — smoking fake pot with Peter Frampton — and appeared on Fox's hit series "That '70s Show."

Hedberg is survived by his wife, comedian Lynn Shawcroft, his father and mother, Arne and Mary Hedberg of St. Paul, and sisters Wendy Brown of Woodbury and Angie Anderson of South St. Paul.

Thu, 03 Mar 2005 16:05:44 GMT

Wierdest dream ever.

Last night, I dreamed that I went to Stasi's house ( which was an apartment ) and we did acid. wtf.

Tue, 15 Feb 2005 18:00:40 GMT

New journal : ley_ash

www.livejournal.com/~ley_ash

Tue, 15 Feb 2005 14:34:46 GMT

This is just a test. I'm seein if this shit is gonna work. In the event that this does work, I'm sorry.

Picture test

Tue, 15 Feb 2005 00:54:00 GMT

Wed, 02 Feb 2005 17:24:56 GMT

Since I like my xanga more, I'm designating this journal for those stupid quiz things that I always do. Sorry.

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Write down what it says: Success is not so much achievement as achieving.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. a book shelf in my office
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Spongebob
4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 11:16
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 11:15
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? a phone ringing. I'm listening in on my boss's phone convo.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? about 2 weeks ago. camping
8. What were you doing before you came to this website [started this survey]? working.
9. What are you wearing? a yankees shirt, and my chucks.
10. Did you dream last night? yea...i think about school.
11. When did you last laugh? yesterday when I was with Laci.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? 2 huge pink floyd and jimi hendrix posters, 3 nirvana posters, and some more random posters
13. Seen anything weird lately? The apt me and Laci last saw
14. What do you think of this quiz? I like it.
15. What is the last film you saw? House of Flying Daggers - amazing
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? a better car
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I used to be on a jump rope team.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? waterfalls would be made of kool-aid, and rain would be gumdrops, and trees would be made out of chocolate, and cigarettes would be candy cigarettes. gee golly!
19. Do you like to dance? oh yea
20. George Bush: I agree with Calvin, on that I don't like or agree with him, but is probably doing better than his naysayers.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Lexi or Joey
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Brayden or Cobain
23. Would you ever consider living abroad? no
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? Yes, beer is allowed.

Thanks Michelle

Sun, 05 Dec 2004 14:46:02 GMT

Again, I forgot how to do a cut. And for that, I am sorry..

(x) ALL THAT APPLIES TO YOU--
(X) i have a cell phone.
(X) i have had friends who used me.
( ) i am an only child.
( ) i am a shopoholic.
(X) i love dangly earrings.
(X) i have smoked a cigarette before.
(X) i love cold weather.
( ) i'm obsessed with the computer.
(X) i have shot a gun before.
(x) i can't live without music.
(X) i have no tolerance of ignorant people.
( ) i have ridden on a motorcycle before.
(X) i'll be in this town forever.
( ) i've been to 5 other countries.
(X) i get annoyed easily.
(X) i eventually want kids.
(X) i have neat handwriting.
(X) i have more than a few horrible memories.
(X) i am addicted to chocolate.
(X) i have siblings.
( ) my parents are strict
( ) i love airplane rides.
(X) i love taking pictures.
(X) i hate people who are fake.
(X) i can be mean when i want to.
( ) my parents care about my grades.
(X) one of my best friends is a guy.
(X) i have way too many purses.
( ) i'm obsessed with lip gloss.
(X) i am easy to talk to.
(X) i cry easily.
(X) i hate when people are late.
(X) i procrastinate.
(X) i love winter.
(X) i have too many clothes for my closet/dresser.
(X) i love to sleep.
( ) i wish i were smarter.
(X) i'm afraid of flying.
(X) i hate drama.
(X) i bite my nails.
( ) I have been on a 8 hr car ride
(X) i never fight with my parents.
( ) i love the beach.
( ) i have never had the chicken pox.
(X) i have gone out in public in my pajamas.
( ) i can't control my emotions.
(X) i have a best friend.
(X) i have moved more than once.
(X) i truly love my friends.
( ) i have braces.
(X) i love to write.
(X) i have never broken a bone.
(X) i agree with racist people.
( ) i hate my computer.
( ) i love guys that play the drums.
(X) i state the obvious.
(X) i'm a happy person.
(X) i love to dance.
(X) i love to sing.
(X) i love cleaning my room.
(X) i tend to get jealous very easily.
(X) i love cute underwear.
(X) i have gotten high before.
(X) i love night better than day.
(X) i have been on the phone for over 5 hours at a time.
(X) i don't like to study for tests.
(X) i have had pneumonia.
( ) i am too forgiving.
( ) i have horrible sense in direction.
(X) i miss elementary school.
(X) i'm a daddy's girl.
(X) i love kisses on my forehead.
(X) i love the color pink.
( ) i love to sew.
(X) my eye color changes.
( ) i should see a therapist.
(X) i played on a guys sports team.
(X) i become stressed easily.
(X) i hate liars.
(X) i like comfy sweatpants.
( ) i can play the piano.
(X) i love the smell of rain.
(X) i love my family.
( ) i hate needles.
(X) i am a perfectionist.
( ) i always wanted to learn to play the drums.
(X) i hate the feeling of failure.
( ) i have friends in other countries.
(X) i know how to cook.
(X) i can be quite selfish.
(X) at times, i still act like a little kid.
( ) i have food allergies.
( ) i love little kids.
( ) i love to read.
( ) i wish i were more motivated for school.
(X) i love getting stuff in the mail.
(X) i have problems with letting go of old feelings.
(X) i hate being alone.
( ) i love summer.
(X) i love the weekends.
(X) i love black eyeliner. ( more than anything in the world )
( ) i think im pretty.
( ) i type with one hand.
(X) i live in a one story house.
(X) i wear make-up.
(X) i have never rode on an underground subway.
( ) i can't swim.
( ) i have bad memory.
( ) i go to church.
( ) i sing in the shower.
( ) i have never been camping.
(X) i hate cheerleaders.
(X) i usually get what i want.
(X) i have been on stage before.
( ) i love roller coasters.
( ) no one knows the full story of my life.
(X) i am close with my parents.
(X) i don't have a curfew.

Crow left of the mur-da

Wed, 15 Sep 2004 18:27:19 GMT

Last night was quite possibly the most bittersweet night I've ever had. ever. I won't get into the bitter part.
Sweet. The concert. The best concert I've ever been to, or ever will go to. Nothing like seeing your favorite band live. Nothing like seeing the most amazing drum "solo" ever. Calvin would've pissed his pants. All you Incubus haters out there missed a great show, contrary to what you might think. We had really good seats. I didn't want to be in the pit. The last time I had pit tickets was at Dashboard and you don't get to enjoy the concert. I like to be able to look at the band and enjoy the music. Not worry about getting trampled or beer spilled on me. Every once in a while you'd catch a nice whiff of reefer. I had an awesome time. They're amazing live. And Brandon Boyd took his shirt off. Nuff' said.

I didn't go to school today. I fear for my life. I hope they don't kick me out of PACE for attendance. Or school period. I just want to graduate goddamnit and get it over w/. I'm tired about worrying about this bullshit everyday. I want to show my family that I'm not like all of them, and I can do it, unlike ALL of them. Yea thats right. I'll be the first one in my entire family to even get CLOSE to graduating.

Anyways. Mine and Laci's birthday is Sunday. We're uber excited.

You all should be too.

Lesbian wedding Extravaganza

Sun, 05 Sep 2004 02:12:06 GMT

My lj wedding by chynafox
username
age
city
you will marry	laysea
flower girl	candy_fever
best man	_tenminutes
bridesmaid	japanesematches
you will have your last fling with	bareoasis
registrar	swallowthis
secretly wants to marry you themself	bareoasis
date of the wedding	June 15, 2046
number of times you do it on your wedding night	68

Quiz created with MemeGen!

This, is, awesome.

Sun, 05 Sep 2004 02:04:31 GMT

Wow. So all you guys know how I'm a total spongebob spaz right?.......

Would anyone want to bang you? by phobia
Name:
Favorite Food:
Wants to Bang you:
This many times:	201

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Please someone remind me how to do an LJ cut..

Sat, 04 Sep 2004 17:20:17 GMT

eXpressive: 5/10
Practical: 5/10
Physical: 6/10
Giver: 8/10

You are a RPYG--Reserved Practical Physical Giver. This makes you a 1950s Parent.

You are relentlessly patient, loving, generous and devoted. You are unflappable. If on some rare occasion you do raise your voice or say a swear word in anger, anyone around to hear it will remember it (and think it was funny). At the same time, you're very cute and charming, and even if you don't catch someone's eye at the beginning of the night you'll surely have their attention by the end.

Your calm, conservative nature conceals a passionate (and sexy!) heart.

You can have trouble bringing up problems, but your approach to conflict is calm and even-handed. The problem can be is that you are so busy worrying about your partner's satisfaction that you don't ensure your own. This can build up over time and make you restless. Despite your sexual nature, you are more likely to cheat emotionally than physically.

You tend to work out your frustrations in the bedroom. Depending on your partner, this can be an excellent strategy. You would be a great candidate to balance out an XSYT, but not a good match for an unappreciative RPYT.

You have an odd, ritualized vice that doesn't suit the rest of your persona -- like smoking a certain brand of cigarettes or drinking a certain kind of wine.

Of the 49328 people who have taken this quiz, 5.1 % are this type.

Someone remind me how to do a cut

Sat, 04 Sep 2004 15:18:06 GMT

--YOU & THE BASICS--

1. Name: ashley dawn henley
2. Birthdate: 09.19.86
3. Age: 17
4. Eye color: greenish blue
5. Hair color: dark brown, almost black
6. Personality: outgoing, tight.
7. Describe yourself: 95% happy, 5% bitchy. ;) hehe
8. Nervous Habits? tap my foot.
9. Are you double jointed? no
10. Can you roll your tongue? no
11. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? uh huh
12. Can you blow spit bubbles? oh yea
13. Can you cross your eyes? yep
14. Tattoos? wil have one in less than a month
15. Piercings and where? ears, tongue, and used to have nose. :(
16. Screename: kn0xvi11e69

--DO YOU--

1. eat spam or potted meat? have before.
2. type with one hand only? nope
3. wear the same piece of jewelry everyday? yep
4. twirl your spaghetti or cut it? cut
5. usually approach your crush or keep it low? keep it low.
6. have a mole anywhere on your face? about an inch under my left eye. Its horrendous.
8. cut up all of your meat, then eat, or cut each one at a time? cut each one at a time.
9. carry more than 10 dollars with you on an average day? I carry -$10.00
10. have blue eyes? kinda? more green though
11. have a swimming pool? nope
12. sing really well? hahha
13. stay at the computer more than an hour at a time on average? when I'm around one, yes.
14. wear thongs everyday? when I wear underwear... muahaha
15. like rock music? very much so.

--EITHER/OR--

1. rock or rap? rock
2. chinese or mexican? mexican
3. coke or dp? dp
4. straight or curly? curly
5. guy friends or girl friends? both.
6. chick-fil-a or zaxby's? chikfila
7. ludacris or 50 cent? luda
8. guitar or drums? guitar
9. chocolate or vanilla? chocolate
10. hot dog or corn dog? corndog
11. mustard or ketchup? mustard
12. beach or mountains? beach
13. beef or chicken? chicken
14. me or you? you
15. boxers or briefs? boxers
16. love or lust? love

--CURRENT--

1. clothes? pants, XXXL senior '04 shirt, and Aaron's AnF hoodie
2. taste? hot dog
3. smell? rank Air conditioner
5. hair style? in a curly, messy, ponytail thing.
6. music? Finch
7. perfume/cologne? Lucky you/ Cool water
8. nail color? clear
9. hated song on the radio? Any Avril song.
10.crush? ...does Aaron count?

--CLOTHES--

1. Where do you shop: Target
2. What do you usually wear: Pants, t-shirt, flip flops.
3. What kind of shoes do you wear: flip flops or barefoot. I hate shoes.
4. Do you wear a watch: yep
5. Color you never wear: white
6. Color you wear at least once a week: pink
7. Something you wear everyday: my class ring, and my watch
8. Do you wear make up everyday: god no, at PACE?
9. Make up essential: eyeline, mascara, and blush
10. Most cherished piece of clothing: This tube tob thingy I got at Delia's
11.You wouldn't be caught dead wearing: a skort
12. Do you wear belts: all the time. damn dress code got me hooked.
13. Do you wear hats: In the winter I always wear beanies.
14. How many pairs of shoes do you have: ...7?

--CHILDHOOD MEMORIES--

1. Did you spend your childhood time with mostly real or imaginary friends?: real
2. Did people consider you an odd child?: yes
3. Do you have memories that go back to when you were only a few months old?: nope, I know I was super sick though.
4. Do you remember any thoughts you had when you where very young?: I wanna hurry up and be a teenager.
5. Did you have a "boyfriend" in your younger years? no
6. Were you dreams very vivid as a child?: sometimes.
7. What is the strangest memory you have from early childhood?: drinking milk w/ koolaid that my neighbor gave me and my brother, and throwing up. Or when my drunk uncle got up in the middle of the night and peed on my brothers feet.
8. Were you a child prodigy or did you display any gifts at a young age?: I was really smart, and good at soccer.
9. What was the most "grown-up" thing you ever said as a child?: dad if you wanna walk me down the isle, you better stop smoking.
10. What were your favoite TV shows in early childhood?: MTV videos, Eurekas castle, fraggle rock, winnie the pooh, looney tunes.
11. What were your favorite toys from the younger years?: tamagochi's, toy cars, ribbon dancer, skip it.
12. Did you believe that fictional characters were real?: no
13. Were you more quiet and artistic or loud and physical?: loud and physical.

--ISSUES--

Do you eat meat?: yep
If you do, what is your justification for it?: Its amazing.
If you could legalize 3 things in the US, what would they be?: marijuana, underage drinking, you could chosse whether or not you wanted to go to school before you turned 18
Do you belive in the death penalty?: very much so.
If you had a choice, which country would you have chosen to be born into?: Australia
Describe your feelings about marijuana legalization: Well, my Mom is all for it. lol. But its either way w/ me.
What about gay marriage?: should not be legal.
Red, White and Blue is a ghastly color combination, right?: no!
What television news coverage do you detest the most?: murder stuff.
What will you do if Bush is re-elected? ...what can I do?
Which state do you think will drop off into the ocean first?: florida?
Who do you consider "American Heros"?: marines

--DUMB QUESTIONS--

Have you ever taken something apart just to see how it worked? yeah
Do you ever yell at the television while you are alone? yes
Name a few things (if any) that you bought on Ebay recently: nothing
Do you watch the Science Channel (Discovery) on a regular basis?: I don't think I've ever watched it...
Ever gotten into an "in person" argument with a total stranger? ahhh yes
Sugar or Honey?: honey
How many emails do you recieve a day?: 2 or 3
Do you think that time travel is a possibility?: nope
San Francisco or New York City?: NYC
Are you slightly addicted to online tests and surveys?: yes
Close your eyes and type the first random image that pops into your head: deftones
If you could choose a time period in which to live, which would it be?: 70's. Best rock n' roll ever.

--EMOTIONS--

Have you attempted suicide more than once?: no
Cutting?: nope
Do you get violent when you are angry?: depends on who I'm angry w/.
Which emotion are you most consumed by?: jealousy
Are you highly emotional?: sometimes.
Do you discuss problems or keep them to yourself? I dicuss them w/ a select few... or used to. My best friend left me for the marines. :(
Do you fall in love easily?: nu uh
What age/year was the most difficult for you?: 14-15. Only because my parents were always arguing.
How do you channel your anger/sadness?: write in my journal. ( offline )
List a few simple things that make you happy: music, music, and more music.
When were you most recently your happiest?: last night when I got home :)

--FRIENDS--

Describe your best friend as if you were describing a character from a film:
Laci is weird. Stuart is weirder. Aaron is weirdest.
Do you have friends that are drastically different from each other?: lmao yes. is so weird, aaron and stuart are like, best friends, but they're so different.
List a few key traits that all of your friends have in common: all love to drink and play halo and have fun.
Have you ever been betrayed by a close friend?: yea, but not in awhile as far as I know.
If yes, are you still friends with that person?: of course.

--FAMILY--

Are you close to your family?: yea
What traits are you glad you inherited from them?: My Moms "loves-to-party" trait.
Which traits are you pissed off you inherited from them?: stupidness.
What show does your family most remind you of?: married w/ children.
Does your family live locally or far away?: my Dad locally, my Mom - Ft. Worth and my brother in Mineola.
Have you ever stopped speaking to someone in your family?: My cousin.
Have either of your parents died?: no
Is your family very much like you or are you opposites?: Like me.
How many siblings do you have?: 1
Has your family ever thrown food at each other?: haha yes..
Are the holidays a nightmare or a time of joy?: used to be nightmares, but now that my parents get along, joy!
Do you look like your parents?: People say me and my Mom look like twins.
List one interesting fact about your family: very irish.

--LOVERS--

Gay, Straight, Bi-sexual or no idea?: straight
First boyfriend/first love?: bf - Chas Cherman - Love - Aaron
Name one person you would want to marry: Johnney Depp
Ever broken someone’s heart?: I don't think so
How many serious relationships have you had?: 1
Do you believe in monogamy?: yes
Have you ever lusted obsessively over someone you knew you couldn't have? yes
Do you believe in the theory of soulmates?: yes
Ever cheated?: no
Been cheated on?: yes
Most important emotional qualities of a lover?: trust

--WOULD YOU RATHER...--

Eat a steak or a whole tube of toothpaste?: steak
Be covered in papercuts or cigarette burns?: cigarette burns
Be percieved as intelligent or street-smart (but not both)?: intelligent
Eat a bottle cap or a spider the size of a bottle cap?: bottle cap.
Be ruled exclusively by your heart or your mind?: mind
Have the power to read minds or make anyone fall in love with you? read minds
Chew shards of broken glass or sit on a lighted barbeque grill?: sit on a bbq grill
Be able to fly or be able to render yourself invisible?: invisible
Have questionable integrity or no sense of humor?: questionable integrity
Granted the answers to any 3 questions or ability to resurrect one person?: any 3 questions

--FINALE--

Ever had a great song ruined for you after it was used in a commercial?: led zeppelin - Cadillac commercial.
Ever yelled at an SUV?: hell yes
A Hummer?: yes
If you could turn back time and change one thing, what would it be?: wouldn't have moved to Duncanville.
Bambi or Nemo?: NEMO!
How long have you been on lj?: since...last year?
Do you find it to be a fulfilling experience?: no.